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Cleaners are totally pros.

Posted 03-11-2009 at 10:01 PM by Captain Pimp (My Movie Reviews)

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Not the type that washes clothings

but a pro as an assassin. I wonder why no one uses that word for professional killers, but anyways...

I was able to get a chance to see this film and it totally delivered even after being release for 20+ years. Leon the Professional is, believe or not, directed by Luc Besson (Transporter franchise, The 5th Element, and the recent Taken). And of course, in every...

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Who wants to be a millionaire?

Posted 02-16-2009 at 05:41 PM by Captain Pimp (My Movie Reviews)

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Now that's a rhetorical question

~~Unless you really don't want a million bucks in your pocket~~

Anyhoo, the film Slumdog Millionaire had been nominated for many Oscar awards (though I don't think it won any) and had won critic's choice award and many others. Though I think it deserved the praise it received.

Set in the slums of India, the movie follows a story of an Indian boy...

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The Fifth Element

Posted 01-27-2009 at 02:12 AM by Captain Pimp (My Movie Reviews)

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I'm not gonna bother coming up w/ a title for this one

Anyways, I know many people have seen this baby and a few of my teachers have always referred to this so it deserves to be reviewed in all its glory

Directed by Luc Besson, the man who brought you the Transporter franchise and Leon the Professional (which I need to see >_>), comes a film that's basically just a case of saving the world...

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My city screams...

Posted 01-18-2009 at 04:51 PM by Captain Pimp (My Movie Reviews)

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..of how horrible this movie was

Facepalm...LOL! I saw someone facepalm on TV today and it was the best Facepalm I ever saw!

Seriously, after seeing how Sin City was adapted into a movie, one would have high expectations for The Spirit. Unfortunately, it's not how the trailers had shown it- dark, gritty, and stylish (ok, it was stylish until it got too cartoony).

Will Eisner's The Spirit is surprisingly Frank Miller's first movie to be directed by...

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Now I really hate splinters...

Posted 01-15-2009 at 10:23 PM by Captain Pimp (My Movie Reviews)

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Okay...I know how everyone thinks horror movies these days are just plain suxxors. But there's always one of them that does what it's supposed to do. Delivering scary, fun thrills!

And Splinter achieves that, a film directed by Toby Wilkins and is also his 1st feature-length film. He's also planning to direct Grudge 3 but it'll be crap though I wish Mr. Wilkins good luck on that

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