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Le Concert

Posted 08-08-2010 at 02:26 AM by Lottie (Scribbles in the Margin)

I'm not gonna lie. I don't really listen to Rush, nor do I especially like them. I've probably devoted a total of 2 minutes in my entire life discussing them. What I do like is the beautiful French guy who likes Rush. One glance at him over my coffee cup last week at Starbucks and I fell head over heels in love!

I'm still thanking the benevolent coffee gods who made it so crowded that day that he was forced to sit at my table. We discussed several topics, none of which I can...

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What's the number for 911???

Posted 07-27-2010 at 05:10 AM by Lottie (Scribbles in the Margin)

Okay, before I submit to my heart attack. I just heard the toaster in my kitchen go off. Perfectly normal, right? Wrong, and here's why:

I didn't put any toast in the toaster!

. . . nor have I even been near the kitchen since my lunch break this afternoon. I am here, cowering in my bedroom, too scared to go out and check on what's going on. There might be a hobo or someone equally scary taking advantage of the fact that I forgot to lock my front door when I got home...

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Damn you Char and your sentimental nature!

Posted 06-25-2010 at 07:09 AM by Lottie (Scribbles in the Margin)

After an hour of honest deliberation with myself, I have decided not to send the spider in the corner of my bedroom back to the depths of hell (where he came from, I assure you

). I have decided instead to name him Krimby in honor of our beloved missing comrade.

. . . At least until he ventures near my bed, then that eight-legged spawn of Satan is toast. Sorry, Krimbaby.

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jflajf . . . askfajsfksl!!

Posted 06-05-2010 at 07:15 AM by Lottie (Scribbles in the Margin)

^ Indeed, what she said! A drunk blog. This is a drunken blog! Blog, blog, globbity! Drunk blog! Regular "bitch about my miserable life" blog? No way! This blog is way too cool for that shit. Who needs e-pity when you've got alcohol?

FORGET YOUR GODDAMN WORRIES: COME WATCH ME POST IN MY DRUNK BLOG.

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A one legged burglar. . .

Posted 05-18-2010 at 04:35 AM by Lottie (Scribbles in the Margin)

. . . that has got to be the only explanation. A one legged burglar snuck into my home and stole my sock out of the dryer. It's not stuck to to top of the washing machine, it's not clinging to the inside of any other articles of clothing, it's not in the garbage can (yes I fucking looked in there

), it's simply missing.

I am so distressed about this. I'm gonna go binge on alcohol and painkillers.

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